From Bill and Jill to Sakura

[WITHHELD], Bath, ME

Wednesday, August 12, 1998

To Miss Sakura Honma:

Thank you for your application. Unfortunately, we are no longer hiring new employees. Your talents are not needed. We would suggest directing your attentions to another firm, where you may profit more in the long run. It is our grave duty to inform you that while your resume was exceptional and you fulfilled all the requirements, we here at Radusch and Rosner simply need someone with imagination, and frankly, you are lacking in that department.

Yours,
Bill Radusch
Jill Rosner